Welcome to my humble, unadorned blog. It's actually more like the internal workings of my mind as well as recollections of the sometimes ludicrous shit that happens in my life. If you're one of my friends, you've probably heard the countless tales of my encounters with oddballs on the trains, pseudo-celebrities, and immigrants. But you've never read them. Bust out that Kindle. Here's a place to recall all the moments that we might have shared. A fair warning: You might be part of these stories and yes, I will be using your government names. So I leave you guys with a collection of quotes that inspire me to write or that I think are funny. Toodles to you bitches.
“I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.” Beryl Pfizer
“Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.” Moliere
“The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'” Ray Blount Jr.
“I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes...” Philip Dunsenberry
LOL Philip Dunsenberry wins.
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