“I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.” Beryl Pfizer
“Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.” Moliere
“The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'” Ray Blount Jr.
“I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes...” Philip Dunsenberry